winnipeg

winnipeg
1. (Winnipeg) (488↑, 105↓)
the only place to have the following seasons. almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. also called winterpeg.

pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold. pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.

2. (Winnipeg) (466↑, 129↓)
Capital city of Manitoba,Canada, about 700,000 people. Awesome hockey town, former home of NHL's Jets-but were stolen away by corporate America(Phoenix Coyotes). Wicked party town, easy poontang, quite a few [slut]s. Cold,shitty winters. Sometimes called the peg.

We're going to the peg this weekend to get wasted and find some easy college poon.

3. (Winnipeg) (408↑, 122↓)
20 Winnipeg facts/tips: 1)capital city of manitoba, with about 700,000 people. 2)one day the north end will be a pile of dirt. 3)our football team seems to be getting worse. 4)awesome bands. 5)great party city. 6)easy drugs. 7)lots and lots of murder, (murder capital). 8)tons of car theft. 9)plenty of natives that are ready to jack you. 10)home of the winnipeg moose, are they good?, i dont even know. 11)also home of the winnipeg Blue Bombers.... no comment. 12)lots of sluts. 13)the city of rivers. 14)the only city with the extra season called; road consruction. 15)also called winterpeg. 16)a city where you should always carry some kind of weapon. 17)mosquitos are ridiculous. 18)lots of hippies. 19)its in the middle of nowhere. 20)entrance to western canada. Winnpeg is either a city you love or hate.

Let's go party our fucking asses off in Winnipeg\!

Author: Winnipeg Rocks\! http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/1372292
4. (winnipeg) (206↑, 44↓)
Pretty big city in Manitoba, Canada. It gets unbelievably hot in the summer (yes, hot in Canada\!) and deathly cold in the winter. Lots of rivers, and the cops find bodies in them alot. I can see why they named one the Red River... LOL. People can just tell when you're not from there, but thats not necessarily a bad thing. A very diverse city. It doesn't get the credit it deserves.

"Winnipeg; Where the strong survive and the rest leave town." - Chris Walter

5. (Winnipeg) (183↑, 43↓)
hell - frozen over in the winter, with a wicked local band scene and awesome summers\!
6. (winnipeg) (153↑, 60↓)
An up-and-coming Canadian city with about 660,000 people in the city proper and 710,000 in the metro. It spent a few decades on the decline, but has been showing a huge comeback in the past 5 years in economics, commerce, culture, politics, etc.

If I was going to live anywhere in Canada, I'd live in Winnipeg.

7. (Winnipeg) (121↑, 35↓)
THAT'S in Canada.

Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.

Author: ParticularlyGoodFinder http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/4812679
8. (winnipeg) (169↑, 95↓)
Capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Seasons: Winter, harsh; Spring, floods; Summer, dry and tolerable; Fall, nothing fun happens. Temperatures range from -50 to +30 degrees celcius Ups: Folk Fest(Hippy gathering), lot's of weed, great bands, Slurpees(Slurpee capital), it's better than Regina. Downs: Natives, mosquitos, murder capital of Canada, bad weather, bad roads, lot's of car theft. Nicknames: the 'Peg, Winterpeg, Win-a-pig Name origin: Winnipeg is Cree for Muddy Water, because it was founded on a spot where two rivers met, now called the Forks. The Forks is where the Assinboine River and the Red River meet.

Come to Winnipeg, smoke some weed, buy a Slurpee, get your car jacked by natives, throw a bike in the Red River and run to safety from the West Nile infected mosquitoes, then ask yourself, how can Regina be any worse?

9. (Winnipeg) (68↑, 16↓)
The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there. I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN\!\!\! Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet\! Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG\!\!\!

10. (Winnipeg) (83↑, 44↓)
A pretty good city in Manitoba Canada. NO LONGER THE MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA (that title now goes to Edmonton, Alberta). Winters are getting warmer as each year goes by. Some new develoments in the downtown (although no LRT yet, which sucks). An extremely multicultural city; the Filipino Capital of Canada. Also a very underrated city. Tons of festivals in the summer, and a few in the winter. Close to so many lakes and outdoor recreational activity areas. A good city that will soon be upgraded to a "great" city.

So I got jumped and mugged in Calgary and saw three people carrying guns in downtown Toronto. Guess there is crime all over Canada. Winnipeg ain't looking so bad now.

11. (winnipeg) (44↑, 12↓)
Also reffered to as "peg city", Winnipeg is the capital and largest city in [Manitoba]. Winnipeg has a [football], [baseball] and [hockey team]. The winters are cold, (-30)and summers are hot (+30). The city is notorious for [crime], most of it occuring in neighbourhoods such as North End, West End, Downtown and East Kildonan. [Marijuana] is very affordable and easy to find here.

Some interesting places in Winnipeg to check out: -The Forks -Mts Centre -Ass Park -The Legislative Building -Osborne Village / Corydon Avenue -Polo Park / St. Vital malls -Royal Canadian Mint -Kimberly Hill -Wildwood Park -Wellington Crescent

12. (winnipeg) (36↑, 17↓)
A strange, mid-size city in Canada (8th largest) known for extreme weather and very hard partying. The city was in decline from about 1975-2000 but is on the rebound due to lots of jobs, low cost of living, a thriving arts scene, and easy access to pot and coke. All Canadian bands worth mentioning are from Winnipeg. Apparently Homer Simpson is based on a character (Matt Groening's dad I think) who was from somewhere close to Winnipeg, hence all the references in The Simpsons. Some areas are notoriously unsafe, I believe its the murder, car theft, and assault capital of Canada, all because of the native population. I felt safer in the ghettos of L.A. and Chicago than Winnipeg's North End. If you want a weekend of good blow and cheap beer, Winnipeg is for you - but bring a gun. Oh, and DONT touch the hookers, you'll get swine flu.

"That's it - back to Winnipeg\!"

Author: party in the peg http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/4164195
13. (winnipeg) (39↑, 21↓)
damn, one fucked city. you either love it or hate it; we get hella cold winters, hella hot summers, with plenty of carjackings in between, and murders. murder capital of canada, REPRESENT. our south end is probably the chillest part of the city, least killings, least gangstas. west ends got the African mafia mad cowz n some otha crazy shit, north ends got the natives and the indian posse, east ends got some philipino gangs ive heard, who knows, i dont care about that part of the city. our party scenes pretty dope, lots of bars etc, plus we got the college, so some prettttty decent girls round here as well. oh and the junior hockey is sick, and the pro hockey isnt bad either; our pro football team blows, bombers, i dont even wanna talk bbout them. anyways if your drivin thru here, dont go out downtown late at night n make sure yo cars got an immobilizer haha

man, i was cruisin thru the north end of winnipeg and some natives jumped me and took my car\! wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through

14. (Winnipeg) (21↑, 4↓)
The [Slurpee] Capital of the World.

Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg\!

Author: Criken (Canada Version) http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/5115037
15. (winnipeg) (28↑, 13↓)
Ah, [the Peg],[Winnipeg]. [Winterpeg]. -51C with windchill in the winter, +49C with the humidex in the summer. Bands aplenty, mosquitoes aplenty and more [gangbangers] than you can shake a stolen car at. To go [Banger-spotting]in winnipeg, just drive or ride through either the north end or Maryland and Langside. The latter is sometimes refered to as Scaryland and Gangside. This may aid you in your [Banger-spotting] endevours.

Pegger 1\>I was going to work last week and my Banger-spotting was interupted by severe bloodloss and unconciousness. Pegger 2\>You got shot? Pegger 1\>No. Mosquitoes. I'll never forget my repellent again. Pegger 2\>Serves you right, you stupid limey.This is winnipeg.

16. (Winnipeg) (19↑, 8↓)
commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.

did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50\!

17. (winnipeg) (39↑, 34↓)
Winnipeg is a great city in Manitoba. About 700 000 people. Weather can range from -50°C (sometimes we don't get school days of even in that weather) to +30°C (nuts\! Canada this hot). Great hip hop community with da most popular hip hop station in all of Canada: Flava 107.9. Lots of diversity and i think that's the reason they hold the largest multi-cultural festival in the world called Folklorama which lasts for 2 weeks in August. Another kool thing is that Winnie the Pooh was created here (lol even the name isn't to far off Winnipeg-Winnie). Slurpee Capital\! Yeah sure it's the murder capital of Canada (i think) and the Auto theft capital of Canada (that i know for sure at least of when i wrote this defintion). But hey every country even Canada has to have a badass city.

"Hey let's go to Winnipeg for the Pegcity for some slurpees." "Make sure you hide your iPods when walking at night heard there's a good chance you'll get jumped for it"

18. (Winnipeg) (13↑, 9↓)
Capital of Manitoba. Dangerous in some areas, a complete joke in others (Pembina, St. Vital, Richmond West). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit. Easy girls. SHITTY WEATHER --\> hot ass summers, cold ass winters. Bad mosq's (not so bad last summer, well atleast not in Richmond West). Good party scene. Easy girls. Cheap shopping. Really good place to start a family (well not in shitty areas, i.e., North End). Friendly people. A lot, I mean A LOT, of Natives though. We don't have summer, we have construction. Proud SLURPEE CAPTIAL. Under-rated to the M.A.X.

Douche: "Where are you from?" Pegger: "Winnipeg." Douche: "Where?" Pegger: "Douche."

19. (Winnipeg) (0↑, 0↓)
a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone. (with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)

the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: kaosinthegarden http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/5878730
20. (Winnipeg) (67↑, 70↓)
Winnipeg. The place with the highest crime rate in Canada. I call it the "New York" of Canada. It has natives that will jack you in a blink. Easy drugs. If you want to live anywhere in Canada, it is Winnipeg.

Josh: I am from Winnipeg. Someother guy from someother country: oshit he must have a gun..lets run.

21. (Winnipeg) (53↑, 61↓)
City north of minnesota with similar architecture to chicago. Gateway to western canada.
22. (Winnipeg) (22↑, 59↓)
1) A frozen shithole 2) A dogshit dildo 3) Fucking over 4) Steven Stapleton's armpit 5) Mandatory scat feed 6) Dog pooh 7) A boiling pot of cranberries

Die Winnipeg Die Die Die Fuckers Die

23. (Winnipeg) (50↑, 90↓)
Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.

Winnipeg, God doesn't live here.

24. (Winnipeg) (36↑, 99↓)
From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here. The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya\!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in. The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave\!)

Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer." Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree\! I call it Winnipeg\!" Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here\!"

Author: Brain-dead Winnipegger http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/2827120
25. (Winnipeg) (22↑, 86↓)
Though it’s the capital of Manitoba, the noun Winnipeg is sometimes used as a general derogatory term when a person wants to insult another. Often used as a substitute for “fuck” Winnipeg can be used to insult anyone or anything. Known for voting NDP, the inhabitants of Winnipeg are truly lacking common sense, thus the noun “Winnipegger” was born.

Look at that fool, what a Winnipegger. Or: I am sick and tired of you bull shit, just Winnipeg off and get outta my face...you Winnipegger.

Author: Frankieoooooooooo http://winnipeg.urbanup.com/2454799
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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